i wanna play twister with someone really hot
oops i fell & touched your whole body
Saying “come over” to someone who lives 1734739 miles away from you
I spent like 20 minutes analyzing 1,734,739 miles, It’s farther than the moon but not far enough to hit venus or mars. Or it goes around the earth 69 times and ends up 8331 miles away.
you must be really fun at parties